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I got ho's in different area codes, but all of them are just the postcode I'm in. I'm the ho. Uh, I mean merry christmas.
Art by The Shit Files.
Mid weight, 290 GSM 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
Pullover hood, raglan sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal drawcord
Sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
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Brad H. Fantastic quality, very happy with my purchase. The only downside is that my hoody arrived with a faint ink stain on the bottom left side, about 10cm across. After the first wash it didn't come out, so I might have to try a stain remover.
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Hannah B. Certified Bird Nerd Hoodie
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Katie C. I am a size 8/10 womens, but got a large as I like an oversized fit. I feel pretty cool and comfy in this hoodie. Have already received a compliment. I look forward to upsetting more rich people on the tram - oh wait, they don’t catch those!
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Mari D. Love the quality and softness of the hoodie - it’s really nice and cosy.
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Matthew P. Girls talk to me now dude HELP!
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