Fuck off t-shirts, offensive tees and rude jumpers, printed to order in our Sydney studio since 2011. The collection covers the full spectrum from a polite "duck off" to a direct "fuck off", across tees, ...
Fuck off t-shirts, offensive tees and rude jumpers, printed to order in our Sydney studio since 2011. The collection covers the full spectrum from a polite "duck off" to a direct "fuck off", across tees, hoodies, long sleeves, crops and caps. AS Colour blanks, OEKO-TEX certified inks, sizes XS through 5XL. The clothes can say fuck off so you don't have to.
The direct stuff first. The classic Fuck Off Tee does exactly what you'd expect. The Shit's Fucked Tee expands the sentiment to current affairs. Fuck Off caps, hoodies, long sleeves, jumpers and oversized fits all carry the same message in different volumes. Same studio, same blanks, same ethical supply chain. You can wear the sentiment to the pub or to bed.
An offensive t-shirt should offend the right people. Prudes, pearl-clutchers, the particular uncle at Christmas lunch. The designs in this collection are offensive in the way Australians are offensive, which is to say mostly affectionate, with a few exceptions. The line between rude and cruel matters and we stay on the right side of it. If you want offensive clothing that earns the reaction rather than just shouting for it, the back catalogue is deep.
The best rude shirts work because the delivery is dry rather than shouty. Anyone can put the word "fuck" on a tee in 96pt Impact font. What takes more effort is a design where the rude bit sneaks up on you, or where the rudeness is the punchline rather than the whole joke. The Duck Off Tee is a good example, technically polite, functionally not. The Sirens Tee takes a different route. All original designs, printed in Sydney on AS Colour blanks.
One of the longest running designs in the collection. Fit in or fuck off exists as a tee, a hoodie, a long sleeve and a jumper. Take it as a personal motto, a workplace policy, or a general life philosophy. Whichever fit you go with, the message lands the same way.
There's a way of dropping "fuck off" into a sentence with the same warmth as "oh, you" and a smile. If you've ever done that, you understand the whole concept of the collection. Rude clothing, fuck off merch, offensive jumpers, however you want to label it, the throughline is the same dry tone. Maybe it's a Sydney thing. Maybe it's just an Australian thing.
Every tee, hoodie and jumper in this collection is printed to order in our Sydney studio on AS Colour blanks that are Amfori BSCI audited, Better Cotton Initiative certified, and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified. Made to order means no deadstock. Rude clothing can still be well made clothing on an ethical supply chain. Sustainable Jungle named us one of Australia's sustainable graphic tee brands. The clothes can say fuck off, we don't have to.
XS through 5XL across regular, oversized, long sleeve and crop fits. All unisex. All AS Colour blanks. Free Australian shipping on orders over $85, international via DHL. Production takes 2 to 4 business days in our Sydney studio before orders ship.
Yes, and they land well as gifts for the right people. The usual rule applies. A rude tee for someone who swears is great. A rude tee for your grandmother is a conversation. Our memes collection is a useful next stop if you're shopping for someone whose humour is rude-adjacent rather than directly rude, and the Auspol collection covers the same dry tone with a political angle.
Yes. Hoodies, long sleeve tees, crops, jumpers, sweaters and caps in the same irreverent spirit. Different people like different fits so we try to keep it accessible. Everything printed in the same Sydney studio on the same ethical supply chain. The message is consistent across formats, even if the volume varies.
