Funny t-shirts printed one at a time in our Sydney studio. Most of what you'll find here started as a shower thought, a group chat screenshot, or something Warwick yelled at the TV. Memes, pop ...
Funny t-shirts printed one at a time in our Sydney studio. Most of what you'll find here started as a shower thought, a group chat screenshot, or something Warwick yelled at the TV. Memes, pop culture references, Australiana, feminist humour, and the occasional visual pun that took us three days to get right.
Every design is original and drawn in-house or by the independent artists we work with, including HimawariKeep and Kirsty McIntyre. Made to order on AS Colour blanks, OEKO-TEX certified, printed direct to garment in Sydney. We've been doing this since 2011.
Everything in this collection is drawn from scratch. We don't use print-on-demand stock graphics and we don't rehash other people's designs. Some are straight meme references, some are adjacent humour, and some are visual jokes that work without needing any context. Favourites include the Get In The Van Tee, Live Laugh Toaster Bath, and One Thought Tee.
A big chunk of the range leans into Australian humour, which is our natural territory given we're based in Sydney and half the brand voice is just Warwick making jokes nobody outside of Australia would understand. Expect references to ibises, magpies, drop bears, box wine, Centrelink, and the general contradictions of living here. Browse the Australiana collection for the geography-specific stuff.
The collection is unisex. AS Colour blanks run XS through 5XL in regular fit, with oversized tees, long sleeves, and crops available on most designs. If you're shopping for a funny mens t-shirt specifically, the regular fit on black, white, or natural is the safe starting point. If you want something more fitted, try a women's fit in the filter. The humour doesn't discriminate by gender, neither do the shirts.
We print direct to garment in our Sydney studio on Amfori BSCI audited, Better Cotton Initiative certified, OEKO-TEX Standard 100 blanks. Made to order means we don't hold deadstock and nothing ends up in landfill. Sustainable Jungle named Lonely Kids Club as one of Australia's sustainable graphic tee brands. If you care about where your funny t-shirt comes from, you can wear it knowing the supply chain holds up.
Free standard shipping on Australian orders over $85. International orders ship with Australia Post International. Every tee is made to order so there is a production window of up to 7 business days in Sydney before it ships. Size guides are on each product page and we run XS through 5XL on most designs. Wash inside out, cold, no dryer, and the print will outlast the shirt.
For custom pet portraits, yes, that's our Badly Drawn Pet product line. For other custom design requests (group orders, corporate, weird personal projects), get in touch and we'll tell you honestly whether it's something we can help with.
Print-on-demand platforms like Redbubble aggregate thousands of sellers using the same blanks and the same automated printing process. The designs are often low-effort, the quality is inconsistent, and the person who designed the graphic usually makes a few dollars while the platform takes the rest. We design, print, pack, and ship everything ourselves from one studio in Sydney. Every shirt is a shirt we're willing to put our name on, not a lowest-bidder dropship. That's the difference.
Everything in this collection is drawn from scratch by real people. No print on demand stock graphics, no rehashed templates, no AI. Some are straight meme references, some are adjacent humour, and some are visual jokes that work without any context at all.
A big chunk of the range leans into Australian humour, because we are a Sydney studio and half the brand voice is jokes nobody outside the country would understand. Expect ibises, magpies, drop bears, box wine, Centrelink and the general contradictions of living here. The Australiana collection is the deep end of it.
Everything is gender neutral. Regular fit runs XS to 5XL, the fitted Maple cut XS to 3XL, Oversized S to 5XL, Crop Top XS to 2XL and Long Sleeve up to 3XL, with most designs available in most fits. Size charts in centimetres and photos of the team in each size are on every product page.
AS Colour blanks: 100% combed cotton at 180 GSM, preshrunk, side seamed, with neck ribbing and double needle hems. Marle colours are 80/20 cotton and polyester. The print goes straight into the fabric with water based, OEKO-TEX certified inks, so it feels like part of the shirt rather than a plastic patch on top.
We print direct to garment in our Sydney studio on AS Colour blanks that are Amfori BSCI audited, Better Cotton Initiative certified and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified. Printing to order means we hold no deadstock and nothing ends up in landfill, our printing has been carbon neutral since 2021, and we are rated Good by Good On You. Sustainable Jungle named Lonely Kids Club Best Sustainable Graphic Tees in its 2026 guide.
As rude as you need. Plenty of the range is safe for a family barbecue, and then there is the Rude collection and the Unhinged collection for the people who are not. Each design's product page shows the full print, so you will never be surprised by what turns up.
Yes. Kids tees run in sizes 2 to 14 and baby onesies from 0 to 3 months up to 18 to 24 months, and most kids designs have an adult version so you can match. If the design you want is not listed in kids sizes, the Choose Your Own Kids Tee prints any design in our range on a kids tee or onesie.
Every tee is printed to order in Sydney, so allow up to seven business days for printing before it ships. Australian standard delivery with AusPost then takes about 2 to 10 business days and express 1 to 3. Standard shipping is free on Australian orders over $85, otherwise $8.50, express is a flat $15, and Sydney locals can pick up from the studio. International orders ship with Australia Post International.
Not if you treat it right. Wash inside out on cold, skip the dryer or keep it on low, and never iron over the print. Direct to garment ink sits in the fibres rather than on top, so it does not crack like a transfer, and with normal care it lasts years.
It is the easiest gift going, provided you know their sense of humour. Every order arrives with a free limited edition art print and sticker, and the recipient has 100 days to swap the size if you guessed wrong. If you cannot pick, a gift card lets them choose their own joke.
