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Attempted Murder T Shirt
Two crows. One very good bird pun. This dark humour t-shirt takes “a murder of crows” and turns it into a not-quite-there-yet joke.
The idea came from Kristine in our LKCC community as part of our dream-design project, with artwork by Claire Harrison. We print it to order in our Sydney studio.
Concept by: Kristine
Art by: Claire Harrison
Choose from the available Regular, Maple, Crop Top, Oversized Tee and Long Sleeve options. Colours and sizes vary by fit; select the cut first, then check the options for that version.
For Crop Top, Long Sleeve and a comparison of all the cuts, use our tee fit guide. Measure a favourite tee laid flat and compare its width and length with the chart for the fit you choose.
A group of crows is traditionally called a “murder”. Our murder of crows guide explores the name and the folklore behind it. For more wearable jokes and bird artwork, browse our funny t-shirts and bird collection.
Printing time comes before delivery time. Check our current production and shipping estimates if you are ordering for a birthday or another date. Our 100-day returns policy explains the conditions and exceptions for eligible unwashed, unworn items.
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.
Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.
Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.
