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Lets Get Baked Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Lets Get Baked Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Lets Get Baked Hoodie
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Birthday Bong Hits Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Birthday Bong Hits Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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I Put Out For Satan Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia I Put Out For Satan Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
I Put Out For Satan Jumper
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Rum Ham Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Rum Ham Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Rum Ham Hoodie
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Filthy Animals Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Filthy Animals Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Filthy Animals Hoodie
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God Has Abandoned Us Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia God Has Abandoned Us Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Joy To The Girls Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Joy To The Girls Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Joy To The Girls Jumper
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Christmas Troy Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Christmas Troy Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Christmas Troy Jumper
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Missile Toad Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Missile Toad Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sleigh All Day Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sleigh All Day Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Working Hard For My Ho's Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Working Hard For My Ho's Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Working Hard For My Ho's Hoodie
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Baby Cheesus Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Baby Cheesus Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Baby Cheesus Hoodie
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The Greatest Snowball Is Fear Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia The Greatest Snowball Is Fear Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
The Greatest Snowball Is Fear Jumper
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Food Groups Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Food Groups Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Food Groups Jumper
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Other Buckets Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Other Buckets Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Other Buckets Jumper
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Meltdown Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Meltdown Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Meltdown Hoodie
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Sleigh My Name Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sleigh My Name Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Sleigh My Name Hoodie
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Drunk Xmas Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Drunk Xmas Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Do You Smell Carrots Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Do You Smell Carrots Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Christmas Jumpers & Hoodies

Funny Christmas jumpers and hoodies for adults who would rather wear a good joke than a knitted reindeer. Every design here was drawn by us or an independent artist we work with, then printed to ...

Christmas Jumpers And Hoodies, Printed In Sydney

Funny Christmas jumpers and hoodies for adults who would rather wear a good joke than a knitted reindeer. Every design here was drawn by us or an independent artist we work with, then printed to order in our Sydney studio on AS Colour blanks. No itchy acrylic, no flashing lights, just a warm jumper with a festive design you will actually want to wear again next year.

Festive, but make it funny

The range runs from punny to properly rude. Sleigh My Name, Sleigh All Day and Food Groups are for the family photo. Drunk Xmas, Working Hard For My Ho's and I Put Out For Satan are for the people who make Christmas lunch interesting. And if your festive spirit mostly lives on the couch, Christmas Troy, Other Buckets and Rum Ham are waiting for your next rewatch.

An Australian Christmas jumper

Yes, Christmas in Australia is usually hot. But there is always an air-conditioned office party, a cool Christmas Eve, a Christmas in July dinner or a trip somewhere colder, and a Christmas hoodie earns its keep at every one of them. Most designs also come as tees in our main Christmas t-shirts collection if you would rather keep your arms free.

Christmas jumper FAQs

Are these knitted ugly Christmas sweaters?

No. They are soft fleece hoodies and jumpers with a printed design, so they are warmer than a tee but a lot less itchy than a knitted ugly Christmas sweater, and they wash better too.

What sizes do they come in?

All sizing is unisex. Sizes vary between hoodie and jumper styles, so check the size guide on each product page before you order.

When should I order for Christmas?

Everything is printed to order, so allow up to seven business days for us to make it before it ships, then add delivery time. As a rule of thumb, order at least two weeks before Christmas Day with Standard shipping, or one week before with Express. Order with room to spare in December and check our shipping page for current delivery times.

Do you have kids Christmas designs?

Yes. Kids festive designs are in our kids Christmas shirts collection, and our kids hoodies and jumpers are in kids hoodies.

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