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The Shit Files

The official Shit Files collection, printed by us in Sydney. The Shit Files makes relatable designs about the stuff nobody puts on a resume: not having enough money, a love life flatlining quietly in the ...

The official Shit Files collection, printed by us in Sydney. The Shit Files makes relatable designs about the stuff nobody puts on a resume: not having enough money, a love life flatlining quietly in the corner, trying your very best and having it count for surprisingly little. The trick is the attitude. Where other people would write a sad poem about it, The Shit Files draws something that makes you laugh at the whole mess and feel weirdly better.

That happy-go-lucky-about-the-abyss energy is why this collab has become a cult corner of the store. These are tees for people who cope with humour, which, statistically, is most of the people we like. The designs range from broke-and-fine to pop culture riffs, all with the same cheerful shrug at life's nonsense.

Because this is an official collaboration, every order supports the artist directly. That's how all our collabs work: real partnership, real art, and we handle the printing properly in our Sydney studio on ethically sourced blanks. No stolen designs, no dropship weirdness, just an artist getting paid when you wear their jokes.

Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs in gender neutral fits, with fit and size guides on every product page. Orders are printed when you place them and usually dispatch within seven working days, with free Australian shipping over $85 and 100-day returns on most products. Which means if the tee about being bad at life doesn't fit, returning it is easy, and the irony is free.

If The Shit Files lands for you, the natural next stops are our funny tees for more of the same energy from different artists, the rude collection if you want less subtlety, and the wider collaborations page to meet the rest of the artists we work with.

Is this an official collaboration?
Yes. The Shit Files is a real partnership, and the artist is supported with every sale.

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