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Kath Retro Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Kath Retro Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Kathleen Look At Moi Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Kathleen Look At Moi Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Hunk O'Spunk Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Hunk O'Spunk Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Look At Moi Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Look At Moi Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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He Ain't Shit Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia He Ain't Shit Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Be Kind To Yourself Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Be Kind To Yourself Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Serpent Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Serpent Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Don't Be A Chunt Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Don't Be A Chunt Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Trying My Very Best Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Trying My Very Best Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Noice Different Unusual Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Noice Different Unusual Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Tomb Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Tomb Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Overthinking Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Overthinking Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Let's Go Ghouls Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Let's Go Ghouls Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Not Even Jesus Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Not Even Jesus Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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YeeHaw Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia YeeHaw Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Fresh Outta Fruche Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Fresh Outta Fruche Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Baby Cheesus Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Baby Cheesus Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Noice Different Unusual Hat | Lonely Kids Club Australia Noice Different Unusual Hat | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Felt Cute, Might Hex Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Felt Cute, Might Hex Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Happy Pills Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Happy Pills Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Made It Myself Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Made It Myself Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Live Laugh Lucifer Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Live Laugh Lucifer Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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I'm Still Me Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia I'm Still Me Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sometimes I Think Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sometimes I Think Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Filled With Hate Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Filled With Hate Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sometimes I Think Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sometimes I Think Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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I'm Still Me Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia I'm Still Me Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Filled With Hate Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Filled With Hate Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Happy Chrismukkah Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Happy Chrismukkah Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Working Hard For My Ho's Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Working Hard For My Ho's Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sleigh All Day Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sleigh All Day Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sleigh All Day Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sleigh All Day Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Working Hard For My Ho's Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Working Hard For My Ho's Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Sleigh All Day Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Sleigh All Day Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Then Die Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Then Die Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Furby Stack Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Furby Stack Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Kath Retro Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia Kath Retro Hoodie | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Lying Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Lying Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Hunk O'Spunk Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Hunk O'Spunk Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Ja'mie King Retro Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Ja'mie King Retro Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Bubble Gum Tape Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia Bubble Gum Tape Tote | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Can't Afford Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Can't Afford Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Ipod Mini Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Ipod Mini Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Overworked Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Overworked Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Vibrators Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Vibrators Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Ass Packing Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Ass Packing Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Get Your Shit Together Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia Get Your Shit Together Jumper | Lonely Kids Club Australia
Get Your Shit Together Jumper
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Footy Franks Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Footy Franks Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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The Shit Files

The official Shit Files collection, printed by us in Sydney. The Shit Files makes relatable designs about the stuff nobody puts on a resume: not having enough money, a love life flatlining quietly in the ...

The official Shit Files collection, printed by us in Sydney. The Shit Files makes relatable designs about the stuff nobody puts on a resume: not having enough money, a love life flatlining quietly in the corner, trying your very best and having it count for surprisingly little. The trick is the attitude. Where other people would write a sad poem about it, The Shit Files draws something that makes you laugh at the whole mess and feel weirdly better.

That happy-go-lucky-about-the-abyss energy is why this collab has become a cult corner of the store. These are tees for people who cope with humour, which, statistically, is most of the people we like. The designs range from broke-and-fine to pop culture riffs, all with the same cheerful shrug at life's nonsense.

Because this is an official collaboration, every order supports the artist directly. That's how all our collabs work: real partnership, real art, and we handle the printing properly in our Sydney studio on ethically sourced blanks. No stolen designs, no dropship weirdness, just an artist getting paid when you wear their jokes.

Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs in gender neutral fits, with fit and size guides on every product page. Orders are printed when you place them and usually dispatch within seven working days, with free Australian shipping over $85 and 100-day returns on most products. Which means if the tee about being bad at life doesn't fit, returning it is easy, and the irony is free.

If The Shit Files lands for you, the natural next stops are our funny tees for more of the same energy from different artists, the rude collection if you want less subtlety, and the wider collaborations page to meet the rest of the artists we work with.

Is this an official collaboration?
Yes. The Shit Files is a real partnership, and the artist is supported with every sale.

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