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Haircut Small Talk
19 Jul 2017 · 1 min read

Haircut Small Talk

  I was getting my hair cut today and I go to this little barber near my house. The guy who was cutting my hair was t...

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Artwork
19 Jul 2017 · 1 min read

Artwork

  When I was a kid I used to spend hours on MS Paint just fucking around making these weird artworks. One day my mum ...

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Road Rage
25 Feb 2017 · 1 min read

Road Rage

  I went on this excursion to meet friends at MCA (My first outing in like three weeks from having gastro) and my gf ...

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Father's Day
02 Dec 2016 · 2 min read

Father's Day

  This is a post I did on Father’s Day which I wanted to put up here because if you’re ever feeling down this is wort...

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Rejected Interview
08 Aug 2016 · 2 min read

Rejected Interview

  So this is a 100% real interview I did recently for an online publication that decided to decline my answers. Lmao....

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Stealing Nokia Phones
14 Mar 2016 · 1 min read

Stealing Nokia Phones

  I used to be really, really into gaming at internet cafes. It was much more fun than studying or playing sports. An...

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Bris
29 Feb 2016 · 1 min read

Bris

  So my mum told me some crazy stuff about my bris the other day. For those not in the know, a bris is when yung jewi...

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Childhood Magician
15 Feb 2016 · 1 min read

Childhood Magician

  When I was a kid I had two specific themes at every birthday party: I’d always have a jumping castle and I’d always...

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Coffee Stand Off
01 Feb 2016 · 1 min read

Coffee Stand Off

  Aha I’m in this coffee stand off at work rn which is reaching boiling point. I’ve been in the same job with the sam...

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Soul Calibur 2
18 Jan 2016 · 1 min read

Soul Calibur 2

  My friend and I are so addicted to Soul Calibur 2 I’m just a fucking gun at the game now and we play for hours at a...

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