Buses Suck
So one time when I was in year 8 or something I missed the bus. It was a 40 minute walk to the station and they did...
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So one time when I was in year 8 or something I missed the bus. It was a 40 minute walk to the station and they did...
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I went to dinner with my dad Cecil the other night and was busting out so many dad jokes like a champ. He always we...
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I went to my local café during my break at werk and got a wrap and this little apricot protein ball cos I love mast...
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I got a guest blog post today from a dude called Tony Kingston. He initially came to my attention because he had a Ti...
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Man that fucking Mitsibishi ad is so fucking annoying. “Is it a Mitsy?” will never be a thing. For some reason I le...
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I go to this café for lunch sometimes near my work and there are always these swarms of mothers having the most mun...
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I fucking hate underwear. I just like to be commando all the time. I get so uncomfortable wearing briefs, so I’m tr...
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I was so fucking stressed the week of the latest clothing range launch that just before the party I tried cleaning ...
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Men’s bathrooms are so fucking awkward I don’t know why they don’t make playing music in them as a legal requiremen...
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So my first day out in San Fran was pretty weird. I was out in a place called The Mission (Which was pretty happeni...
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Those judges on Masterchef are so obnoxious when they’re sussing out food and I think the secret is just that they ...
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Ohhh man I had the biggest case of trying to just be nice in a situation and having it backfire the other night. I ...
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