Birds Aren't Real Tee

Funny Bird T Shirt – Birds Aren’t Real

Have you heard all of the conspiracy theories about birds? Do not believe them. It is a scam.

This funny bird t shirt plays on the whole “birds are not real” thing without fully committing to it. Just enough to raise questions.

If you like slightly cooked bird humour, you will feel right at home here.

Designed and printed on demand in Sydney by Lonely Kids Club.

Part of our bird t shirts collection.

Art by Claire Harrison.

Custom digital front print

Mid weight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton

Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape

Double needle hems

Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

Looking for a bird t shirt in Australia that does not take itself too seriously? This one leans into conspiracy humour with a slightly absurd edge.

It works as a gift, a conversation starter, or just something different from the usual bird themed designs.

If you want to explore more styles, check out our guide to bird t shirts in Australia.

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.

Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.

Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

• Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
• Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
• Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained throughout our supply chain.

All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.