I wanted to put together a little guide of things that I think are nice and that your friends might think are nice and if they don't think they're nice then they aren't nice.
These ones are kind of versatile because some people even eat food outside of kitchens. Also most people eat food, at least that's been my experience over the last 30 something years.
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Roll a die. If the number is at least, you have to buy at least one product from this range. Wear one to a party and you'll be a critical hit.
I've never really cared about limiting screen time and I don't do it with my child and I've turned out just TV. But for real, people to this day still think I have an American accent just because I watched too much TV and I'm fine with that.
My wife is an aspiring zookeeper because I don't shower enough. It wasn't a voluntary position. I've also been to the zoo and feel that both the noises and smells are similar and comparable.
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If you don't want to place arbitrary labels on your friend or insult their feelings, you can always buy a gift card :)
