Sometimes the clothes can say it for you. Our rude and offensive t-shirts pair original artwork with swearing, dry humour and very little patience. Start with a straight-talking slogan, a duck pun or something for ...
Sometimes the clothes can say it for you. Our rude and offensive t-shirts pair original artwork with swearing, dry humour and very little patience. Start with a straight-talking slogan, a duck pun or something for the days when everything's a bit fucked. Printed to order in our Sydney studio.
The Fuck Off Tee is about needing your own space, with artwork by Warwick. The Shit's Fucked Tee takes a broader view of the situation. For a joke that does the swearing for you, try the Duck Off Tee.
If you're choosing a gift, start with the joke the person would actually wear. A blunt slogan and a bird pun land differently. Our funny t-shirts have more options for friends who appreciate a joke with fewer swear words.
Want the message on something warmer? The Fuck Off Hoodie has its own garment and fit choices. For headwear, compare the Fuck Off Cap and Shit's Fucked Hat. Each product page shows the styles, colours and sizes available for that design.
The collection includes different cuts and garments, so choose the artwork first, then check its selector. Not every design is offered in every fit. The Fuck Off Tee and Shit's Fucked Tee also have different fit options; check the listing rather than assuming they use the same blank.
Compare our Regular, Maple, Crop and Oversized tee fits with a shirt you already enjoy wearing. Oversized is a wider, boxier cut with its own measurements. It isn't simply a Regular tee in a bigger size. Use the hoodie fit guide when choosing a warmer layer.
We print to order in Sydney on blank garments made overseas. Materials and specifications depend on the garment; our ethics page explains sourcing and local printing.
Allow up to seven business days before a standard printed order is dispatched, then delivery time. Check our current production and shipping information before buying for a birthday or event. Standard Australian shipping is free on orders over A$85. Our 100-day returns policy covers eligible unwashed, unworn items, with the conditions and exceptions listed there.
