The Voice is also shit

 

I switched on the TV and the voice was on and it literally started with Will I Am standing there wearing the most ridiculous outfit with glasses and beanie and some thousand dollar T-shirt talking about how hard it is for underprivileged aboriginal communities like he has any idea what a community is or who aboriginal people are. Oh man also I love Joel Madden’s transition from Pop Rock to Dipshit. He was literally prancing around earlier in the show like a child at a wiggles concert. He occasionally says “rock and roll music yeahhhh” sounding way too much like a child with a disability but that’s okay I love my Jo Jo. This was kind of like a live commentary from the last 15 minutes of the show but the point is I’ve now watched both The Voice and Xfactor. Both are just awful. I’ve been watching Nathan For You though. That’s amazing. I tried writing my own TV show once. The concept was everyone takes acid before the show starts but this isn’t made clear to the audience and each episode is 10 minutes long and is based around a different concept. One episode could be a game show. The host could ask a question then ask “what?” back and fourth with the contestant when neither know what’s going on then another contestant could just wonder off and that could be an amazing sub-plot. Come on admit it that’d be amazing.

– Lonely Kids Club