Cassie

The Cassie collection: every design featuring the most organised member of our sloth family. Cassie is the planner: structured, book-smart, hard-working, currently grinding through a tedious office job with a promotion strategy and a colour-coded calendar. She occasionally gets anxious, which is what happens when you're the only one in the household with a plan. But don't mistake the spreadsheets for the whole personality: off the clock, Cassie lets loose at Sloth Town's music festivals and organises bushwalking adventures the other sloths are consistently too lazy to attend.

Her merch range runs from the Cassie jumper and kids tees through to utility dresses, leggings and pins, with designs that capture both halves of her: the composed professional and the festival creature within. The No Goals Tee also lives here, which feels like Cassie on her day off.

Cassie people are easy to spot. They have a packing list for the packing list. They booked the group accommodation eight months out. They are holding their entire friendship circle together with reminders and mild passive aggression, and they deserve merch that says so. If you have a Cassie in your life, this collection is the most personal gift you can give without writing a card (write the card too, she'd appreciate the effort).

As with everything at Lonely Kids Club, each piece is printed to order in our Sydney studio on ethically sourced blanks, sizes XS to 5XL on most designs, gender neutral fits throughout. Dispatch is usually within seven working days, Australian shipping is free over $85, and most products carry our 100-day returns policy.

The rest of the family: Winston (her organisational opposite), Travis (skips her bushwalks), and Cecil (the one who left for space, which was NOT in anyone's plan). Full lore on the sloth family page.

Who is Cassie?
The organised, book-smart sloth of the family. Office worker by day, festival attendee by weekend. Full story on the sloth family page.