Would Steal A Car Tee

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Colour · Black
Fit · Maple
Size · S
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This one's technically not Australian, we know, but we felt we had to include it.

Idea by Bronson.

We grew up in Australia in the 90's, and a pinch of the 80's. Not quite enough to be 80's kids, but hey I was born in the summer of '88 that's gotta mean something. Anyway we were reflecting in our design / t-shirt printing studio and the topic of our favourite ads came up. We go back and fourth a bit on this fairly often.

Last year we did that Don't Chop The Dinosaur Tee that actually got mentioned in an opinion piece about the ad in The Guardian. So we finally reached a point where we decided we needed to do a full range of all our favourites, with our own spin and design style throughout the range.

We worked on it entirely in-house, with our head illustrator Claire smashing it out of the park. All the tees are printed by us using environmentally friendly ink on AS Colour blanks. So you can feel good wearing an ethically made tee by a small crew of Sydney based creatives who just want to put smiles on people's faces and work with independent artists.

Art by Claire Harrison.

Claire is 5 ft 8 and is wearing a size L regular fit

Featuring a custom digital front print

Regular tee: mid weight, 180 GSM combed cotton. Other fits and marle colours have different specifications.

Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

Choose your tee fit

Compare the tee fit guide with a shirt you already enjoy wearing. Regular, Maple, Crop Top, Oversized Tee and Long Sleeve are different cuts; the available colours and sizes depend on your selection. The Classic Oversized tee has a wider, boxier shape and heavyweight 220 GSM cotton. It is a different cut from a Regular tee in a larger size. Choose your fit first, then colour and size.

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Printed to order in our Sydney studio. If this is a gift, allow for production as well as delivery and check our current shipping information.

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.

Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.

Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

  • Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
  • Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
  • Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained throughout our supply chain.


All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.

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Anonymous
Great quality cotton

Great quality cotton, the print is good too hasn't smudged or anything, cheers

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Pheonix K.

Would Steal A Car Tee

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Isabella P.
Fantastic shirt

Fantastic shirt. Great quality. Love that you guys do them as back prints too!

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Holly
I said what I said

I stand by this, 100% would steal a car if I was smart enough

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Declan

My new favourite shirt I love it

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Sakira D.

Would Steal A Car Tee

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Evie

Great design, great quality, bought as a gift and they loved it

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Hayley A.
Super comfy

Super comfy, acid wash looks great! So many comments on it

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Gabrielle

Great fit, print is done well

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Sarah M.

Love! Quick dispatch and great quality

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Chelsea L.M.
Great print

Top looks exactly how it’s shown, and the print is properly on the shirt, not going to flake off after a while, it is a little larger than expected, but no faults

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Jemma

Amazing as always

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Kurt B.
Great replication of an Australian’s memory in a quality shirt.

The “you wouldn’t …” ads were a part of every cinema goers childhood in Australia. This shirt brings back memories, memories of queuing around the block for the latest releases, broken seats, sticky floors, and overpriced candy. The memories were so vivid and real that I became extremely depressed mere hours after receiving it, even to the point of drinking again. To now be in the middle of a divorce and losing the life I once knew is an incredible series of events. To think one shirt can do all that.

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