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This one's technically not Australian, we know, but we felt we had to include it.

Idea by Bronson.

We grew up in Australia in the 90's, and a pinch of the 80's. Not quite enough to be 80's kids, but hey I was born in the summer of '88 that's gotta mean something. Anyway we were reflecting in our design / t-shirt printing studio and the topic of our favourite ads came up. We go back and fourth a bit on this fairly often.

Last year we did that Don't Chop The Dinosaur Tee that actually got mentioned in an opinion piece about the ad in The Guardian. So we finally reached a point where we decided we needed to do a full range of all our favourites, with our own spin and design style throughout the range.

We worked on it entirely in-house, with our head illustrator Claire smashing it out of the park. All the tees are printed by us using environmentally friendly ink and sustainably made by AS Colour. So you can feel good wearing an ethically made tee by a small crew of Sydney based creatives who just want to put smiles on people's faces and raise money for good causes.

Art by Claire Harrison.

Claire is 5 ft 8 and is wearing a size L regular fit

Featuring a custom digital front print

Mid weight, 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton

Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie / NZ Shipping: $7 or free with $80+ orders for Auspost Tracked Shipping

Everywhere else: $22 or free with $200 orders for Tracked Courier Shipping

This product can be returned up to 100 days after purchase. Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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Lonely Kids Club invests its profits into a variety of non-for-profit welfare groups and charities. One of the biggest groups we work with is Animal Rescue Cooperative. To date we have raised over $50,000 for Animal Rescue Services in Australia.

We also raise money for broad range of charities such Headspace, Transcend Australia and The Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.

Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.

- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.

- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.

All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews

Would Steal A Car Tee

Hayley Appleby
Super comfy

Super comfy, acid wash looks great! So many comments on it

Sarah McLucas

Love! Quick dispatch and great quality

Chelsea Leigh Mosbey
Great print

Top looks exactly how it’s shown, and the print is properly on the shirt, not going to flake off after a while, it is a little larger than expected, but no faults

Kurt Barker
Great replication of an Australian’s memory in a quality shirt.

The “you wouldn’t …” ads were a part of every cinema goers childhood in Australia. This shirt brings back memories, memories of queuing around the block for the latest releases, broken seats, sticky floors, and overpriced candy. The memories were so vivid and real that I became extremely depressed mere hours after receiving it, even to the point of drinking again. To now be in the middle of a divorce and losing the life I once knew is an incredible series of events. To think one shirt can do all that.