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LONELY KIDS CLUB x STEVEN RHODES
Welcome to the twisted world of Steven Rhodes. His surreally funny, retro-inspired parody collection was born from his dual love of 70s and 80s nostalgia and pitch-black humour.
Art by Steven Rhodes.
Featuring a custom digital front print
Mid weight, 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Unisex sizing, Maple feminine fit also available
Printed to order in our Sydney studio
Claire is 5ft 8 and is wearing a M maple fit tee
Looking for more in this vein? The unhinged collection is full of designs in exactly this spirit, chaotic, weird, and not entirely well.
Is this an officially licensed Steven Rhodes t-shirt?
Yes. Lonely Kids Club is an officially licensed stockist of Steven Rhodes artwork in Australia. This Let's Sacrifice Toby design is authentic Rhodes artwork, printed under license in our Sydney studio — not a knock-off or Redbubble reproduction.
What is the Let's Sacrifice Toby design about?
Pure Steven Rhodes — a mock vintage children's book cover with retro 70s-80s illustration style, showing children casually preparing to sacrifice their friend. The juxtaposition of wholesome retro aesthetic and deeply unhinged subject matter is Rhodes' signature style.
Does Lonely Kids Club have other Steven Rhodes designs?
Yes, we stock a range of officially licensed Steven Rhodes t-shirts and apparel. Browse our Steven Rhodes collection for the full selection.
Why buy from Lonely Kids Club instead of elsewhere?
Because we're an authorised licensed stockist, Rhodes receives proper royalties from your purchase rather than nothing (as with bootleg copies). You also get Australian-based printing and shipping, independent Australian retailer support, and our ethical production on AS Colour blanks — not imported fast fashion.
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.
Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.
Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.