Career Opportunity Tee

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Colour · Black
Fit · Regular
Size · S
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Ready for a new career? Retrain as a bin chicken. You'll have to eat trash and the pay isn't great, but nothing beats being your own boss. Plus, who doesn't want to be an ibis?

The Career Opportunity Tee. An ibis t-shirt for the disillusioned, the burnt out, and anyone whose LinkedIn bio could use a refresh. Original artwork by Claire Harrison, printed in Sydney on AS Colour cotton.

See the full ibis and bin chicken collection.

  • Custom digital front print, printed in Sydney
  • Mid weight, 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton
  • Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
  • Regular fit, true to size

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.

Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.

Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

  • Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
  • Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
  • Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained throughout our supply chain.


All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.

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Sam B.
Great Xmas Gift~

I got this, and two other shirts as Xmas gifts. Everyone loved them! They are super comfy and very funny.
We even got a few goodies in the delivery, which was super sweet and LKC didn't have to do that but it made my day~

Thanks so much guys!

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Adam S.

Career Opportunity Tee

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Veronica H.
Birthday gift

Bought for my son as birthday gift. I’m very happy with the quality and service

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Bonnie R.L.
Love it!

Great quality tshirts with awesome prints. Will definitely buy more.

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Trevor C.
Bin chicken

All my friends liked it

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Lisa G.
Beyond awesome

You REALLY need this t-shirt in more colours

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Adam D.
Career Change

Feeling a bit down? Well, it could always be worse: you could be a bin chicken. This shirt always lifts my spirits when I'm feeling low about my situation in life (i.e., NOT being the Ruler of the Galaxy by the age of 40). As the soft, 100% cotton fabric caresses my body and the contrast collar and cuffs hug my bulging biceps, I can face the day knowing that although my life's ambitions have not yet been met, at least I know I am not drinking bin juices in the park across the street from David Jones.

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Minnie
Enjoying a lot

Good clear print, comfortable t shirt and the shade of pink is flattering. Good experience all around

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Jacqui
High quality, super comfortable

This was the first thing I have ever ordered from lonely kids club and I wasn't dissapointed! I ordered the XS crop and the print fits perfectly on the shirt. It isn't see through even though it's a lighter colour however it's not so thick that you can't wear it in summer. The shirt is exactly what I wanted it to be and then some.

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Emily C.

Career Opportunity (Black) Long Sleeve

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internet c.2.
it's an ibis on a pink shirt!

I like ibis shirt. honk honk honk. Now to go retire from my current job and be an ibis at the tip or in the wetlands. (Fits well. Print nice.)

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James W.
Ibis are cool

Excellent ibis range, very comfy clothes

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Kimberly O.

Career Opportunity (Pale Pink) Tee

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Alison B.
Great quality, big sizing!

great, thick, spun cotton, so comfy, fast shipping, very happy!

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We are a small and completely independent brand that strives to do better for you, ourselves, and the environment. Here's some of our key values.
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