The Alpha Male T-Shirt is for the men who project dominance through skinny iced lattes, podcast subscriptions and unsolicited opinions on red meat. A funny graphic tee that lets the wearer claim alpha status while everyone around them quietly disagrees.
Part of our ongoing Lonely Kids Club x Happy Fish Water collab. Mark runs Happy Fish Water out of Bellingham, Washington. He's a screenprinter, banjo player and former owner of a frozen yogurt restaurant in Costa Rica that did not make it. After that closed, he started a tee brand and committed to making the weirdest, funniest and most questionable designs he could think of. The Alpha Male tee is one of his.
Printed in our Sydney studio using DTG on AS Colour blanks with OEKO-TEX certified inks. Made to order, packed in biodegradable mailers, shipped Australia wide and to the US.
People who find the alpha male discourse exhausting and would like to wear that exhaustion on a tee. Works as a gift for the guy in your life who unironically uses the word alpha, or for yourself if you are partial to a good time and a bit of low effort commentary. Browse the rest of our funny t-shirts if this one speaks to you.
Is this an ironic alpha male shirt?
Yes. The joke is on the wearer, the people around the wearer, or both depending on context.
Where is the Alpha Male tee printed?
In our Sydney studio, on demand, using DTG with OEKO-TEX certified inks on AS Colour blanks.
What size should I get?
Unisex regular fit. Take your usual tee size for a standard fit, or size up for a relaxed look. Full size guide above.
Can I get this as an oversized tee or hoodie?
We currently only offer this design as a regular fit tee. Let us know if you want it on something else and we can look into it.
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.
Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.
Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.
Great quality T shirt, prompt delivery. very funny graphic
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My 12 year old thinks this shirt is hilarious. I like that there were multiple t shirt styles/ colours and found the pictures in the style/ size guide super helpful!
I bought one of these years ago and it’s still looking good even after several washes. Good quality and gets loads of compliments
