Some designs are tasteful. These are not. This is the collection for the chaotically inclined, the people whose sense of humour worries their family slightly, the ones who see a screaming opossum on a shirt ...
Some designs are tasteful. These are not. This is the collection for the chaotically inclined, the people whose sense of humour worries their family slightly, the ones who see a screaming opossum on a shirt and feel understood. Feral, weird, deranged in the friendliest way, the weird shirts for people who gave up on normal a while ago. All designed by our team and printed to order in our Sydney studio, against our better judgement.
The core of the range is pure chaotic energy. Designs that do not fully make sense and are better for it, the kind of shirt that starts conversations you did not plan to have. On The Loose, Happy And Weird, the deranged little guys with too much going on behind the eyes. If your personality is best described as a lot, and you have made peace with that, this is your section. These are for people who would rather be interesting than tasteful.
A big strand of the collection is given over to the weird fauna of the internet and beyond. Mothman, of course, who is real and we will not be taking questions. Screaming opossums, accursed flesh, ducks that have clearly been through something. Original artwork celebrating the creatures, real and otherwise, that best represent how everyone is feeling. The cryptid community is well served here.
The rest is the broad church of weird, absurdist humour, the jokes that land for a very specific kind of person and bounce off everyone else. That is the point. These weird shirts make a reliable gift for the friend who sends you cursed images at 2am, the one whose group chat contribution is unwell but in a fun way. If you have to explain it, they are not the target. If you laughed, they are.
The collection runs across regular and oversized tees, hoodies, long sleeves and tote bags, all unisex, sizes XS through 5XL, printed to order on AS Colour blanks in Sydney. The blanks are Amfori BSCI audited, Better Cotton Initiative certified and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified. Nothing mass produced, nothing sitting in a warehouse. Just questionable decisions, ethically made.
An unhinged or weird t-shirt is one that prioritises chaotic, strange or absurd humour over looking sensible. Think cryptids, deranged little creatures, jokes that make sense to a very specific person and nobody else. Our collection is full of original weird and unhinged designs in exactly that spirit, printed to order in Sydney rather than mass produced offshore.
They are built for exactly that person. The unhinged range works as a gift because each design is specific and genuinely strange rather than a generic novelty slogan, the sort of thing the chaotic friend in your life will actually wear and the rest of the table will not understand. Pair a tee with a matching tote for maximum effect.
Every design is drawn, printed and shipped from our studio in Sydney. We print to order on ethically sourced AS Colour blanks, with free standard shipping on Australian orders over $85 and international delivery via DHL Express. Production usually takes 2 to 4 business days before your order ships.