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Thinking Cap | Lonely Kids Club Australia Thinking Cap | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Got Any Grapes Kids Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Got Any Grapes Kids Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Cat Mum Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Cat Mum Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Look After Our Friends Kids Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Look After Our Friends Kids Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Regrets Hat | Lonely Kids Club Australia Regrets Hat | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Hunk O'Spunk Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Hunk O'Spunk Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Book Store Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia Book Store Tee | Lonely Kids Club Australia
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Funny Secret Santa & Kris Kringle Gifts

One name, one budget, one gift that proves you paid attention. Our Secret Santa and Kris Kringle gifts are original designs on things your mate can wear or carry, rather than another joke that ends ...

Funny Secret Santa ideas that actually get used

One name, one budget, one gift that proves you paid attention. Our Secret Santa and Kris Kringle gifts are original designs on things your mate can wear or carry, rather than another joke that ends up in a drawer. Products on this page have at least one option under $40; check the selected style and live price against your gift-swap limit.

For the colleague you know surprisingly little about

A Thinking Cap is a good place to start for the person doing their best thinking on a coffee break. The Attempted Murder Tote gives the bird nerd a fairly specific joke. A tote also avoids guessing someone's clothing size, which is useful when the only thing you know about them is their Slack profile photo.

For the coffee person, try The Grind Tote or Let's Make Some Coffee Tote. For a smaller budget, browse the live prices on our stickers and socks. Add postage to your budget if your work swap includes the total cost.

Inappropriate Secret Santa gifts for the right audience

Some friends would be disappointed by anything polite. Shit's Fucked Hat is fairly clear about its intentions. Check the product photos for the exact wording, and choose the hat style and colour before ordering.

For an office Kris Kringle, take the workplace and recipient into account. Thinking Cap, a coffee tote or a gentle animal drawing is usually easier to give to someone you barely know. Save the swearing for the mates who'll enjoy it; you know your group better than we do.

Secret Santa or Kris Kringle in Australia

Different name, same deal: draw a name and stick to the agreed budget. Most designs here work beyond Christmas too, so your gift can keep doing its job after the work party. Need more ideas for the rest of the family? Browse our Christmas t-shirts and gifts for dad.

Order for the party, not Christmas Day

We print to order in Sydney. Allow up to seven business days for standard designs before postage, and check the current delivery information for your destination. December gets busy, so leave a buffer. Sydney locals can choose studio pickup in Artarmon. A digital gift card is an option when you need a gift without waiting for printing or postage.

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Funny Secret Santa & Kris Kringle Gifts FAQs

What are some funny Secret Santa ideas?

Thinking Cap, Attempted Murder Tote and coffee-themed totes are practical options with a joke. Stickers and socks can work for a smaller budget. Pick something that suits the recipient and check the live price for the selected option.

What is the difference between Secret Santa and Kris Kringle?

They are names for the same gift swap: draw a name, agree a budget and buy one present. Kris Kringle is a name many Australians use.

Are all options under $40?

Each product in this collection has at least one variant priced under $40. Other styles or options can cost more, so check your selected option before ordering. Postage is extra unless your order qualifies for free shipping or you choose studio pickup.

Do you have inappropriate Secret Santa gifts?

Yes. Some designs swear, including Shit's Fucked Hat. The product titles and photos show the wording. Choose a gentle design for a colleague you barely know, and save the rude ones for friends who will enjoy them.

When should I order for a work Christmas party?

Order for the date of the party, not Christmas Day. Allow up to seven business days for printing on standard designs, then delivery time, and leave a buffer in December. Check the shipping page for current delivery estimates.

What if I do not know their size?

A tote or stickers avoid needing a clothing measurement. Hats have their own fit information and returns conditions. Digital gift cards are another option; they are delivered by email.

Can Secret Santa gifts be returned?

Eligible unworn, unwashed items have 100-day returns. Hats, socks, mystery items and custom products have conditions or exceptions listed on the returns page. Check those details when choosing a gift.

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