The official Arcane Bullshit collection, printed by us in Sydney. The name tells you most of what you need to know: occult aesthetics played entirely for laughs, mysticism with its tongue firmly in its cheek, ...
The official Arcane Bullshit collection, printed by us in Sydney. The name tells you most of what you need to know: occult aesthetics played entirely for laughs, mysticism with its tongue firmly in its cheek, and designs for people who own at least one deck of tarot cards they use incorrectly on purpose.
This is one of the weirder corners of the store and we say that with enormous affection. The designs blend eldritch imagery with absurdist humour, landing somewhere between a metal album cover and a very good joke. They're for the crystal-curious, the ironic witches, the D&D table, and anyone whose aesthetic sits at the crossroads of spooky and silly.
As an official collaboration, every order supports the creators directly, and the printing is handled the way we handle everything: to order, in our Sydney studio, on ethically sourced blanks. Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs in gender neutral fits, with fit and size guides on each product page.
Orders usually dispatch within seven working days (the printing is mundane, we promise, no rituals involved). Australian shipping is free over $85, and most products carry our 100-day returns policy, which covers you even if the cards told you to buy the wrong size.
Adjacent realms worth exploring: the spooky collection for year-round darkness, the astrology collection for star-sign-specific content, and the funny tees for the same humour with fewer pentagrams.
Is this official Arcane Bullshit merch?
Yes, official collaboration. The creators are supported with every order.
