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Big Boy Tee
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Narwhal Hoodie
$80.00
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Sloth & Tree Tee
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Narwhal Tee
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Fox & Moon Tee
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Alpaca Tee
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Duke Silver Retro Hoodie
$80.00
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Duke Silver Retro Tee
$45.00
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Drug Me Up Tee
$45.00
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$45.00
Always Sad Club Shorts
$55.00
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Always Sad Club Jumper
$80.00
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Thanks For Reading My Tee
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Overworked Tee
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Let It Go Tee
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Can't Afford Tee
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Tomb Tee
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He Ain't Shit Tee
$45.00 $40.00
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Living Is Exhausting Hoodie
$80.00 $65.00
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Pride Side Of The Moon
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FOC Tee
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Queen Bee Jumper
$80.00
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Chameleon Tee
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Fuck Off Cat Hoodie
$80.00
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Kramer Tee
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Daft Punk Tee
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Charlie Tee
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Stressed Out Tee
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Stressed Out Hoodie
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I'm Not A Cat Jumper
$80.00
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I'm Not A Cat Tee
$45.00
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Happy Sad Track Pants
$80.00
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$80.00
Don’t Call Me Ma'am Tee
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AusPol Is Stinky Tee
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Thumb Heart Tee
$45.00 $35.00
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Ew, No Thanks Hoodie
$80.00
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Probs Not Tee
$50.00
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Not Wearing Glasses Tee
$45.00
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Costanza Tee
$45.00 $40.00
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Leaf Me Alone Tee
$45.00
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Go Away XL Tote
$25.00
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Life Is Tough Shorts
$58.00
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$58.00
Life Is Tough Tee
$45.00
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Sad Songs Tee
$45.00
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Leaf Me Alone Jumper
$80.00
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Cooking Is My Passion Hoodie
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Cooking Is My Passion Tee
$45.00 $30.00
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$30.00 $45.00
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Danny Devito Retro Tee
$45.00
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Totes Magoats Tote Bag
$20.00
$20.00
$20.00

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Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of ...

Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of it printed to order in our Sydney studio, all of it shipped from here, none of it existing until someone like you clicks buy.

Honestly, this page works best in one of two moods. The first is the treasure hunt: no plan, just scrolling until something makes you laugh out loud on public transport. We fully endorse this. The second is when you've searched for something specific and ended up here, in which case the filters down the side are your friend, or you can jump straight to a tidier starting point like our graphic tees, best sellers or funny tees.

A quick word on how we work, since this page is the whole shop: we're an independent brand, printing here since 2011. Designs come from independent artists we collaborate with (they get supported with every sale) and from our own team's questionable imaginations. Blanks are ethically sourced from suppliers like AS Colour, then everything is printed, packed and shipped from Sydney. Printing to order means no warehouse of unsold stock, which is our version of doing the right thing by the planet while still selling you a tee with a magpie on it.

Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs, our fits are gender neutral, and every product page has a fit guide and size guide that show how things sit on actual bodies. Orders usually dispatch within seven working days. Australian shipping is free over $85, and most products carry our 100-day returns policy, which takes the pressure off completely.

How many designs are there?
Thousands. Genuinely. If you make it to the bottom of this page, contact us and we'll be impressed.

Where should I actually start?
Best sellers if you want crowd wisdom, funny tees if you want a laugh, or filter by size and colour to see everything available your way.

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