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Metal Health Tee
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Fucking Problem Tee
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Hot Tea Tee
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Quokka Mum Tee
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Getaway From Me Tee
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Let's Party Tee
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All Welcome Tee
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Get In The Van Jumper
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Richest In The Cemetery Tee
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I Eat Ass Tee
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Other Mothers Tee
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Anxiety Ghost Tee
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Empathy Tee
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So Soft Tee
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Dood Gog Tee
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Tired Bat Tee
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Life Was OK Tee
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Stability Tee
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Potato Tee
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Pair O'Dice Tote
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Bad Luck Cat Jumper
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I Hate It Outside Tote
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I Hate It Outside Tee
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Critical Failure Hoodie
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Critical Failure Tee
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Bad Luck Cat Tee
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Pair O'Dice Tee
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Not To Be Rude Tee
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Unbothered Tee
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Chillergator Tee
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No Mistakes Jumper
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Very Sweaty Tee
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Just Keep Growing Tee
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Winston Shorts
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Travis Shorts
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Cecil Shorts
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Cassie Shorts
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Succulent Chinese Meal Jumper
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Bandaid Tee
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Prolapsed Rectum Tee
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Out Of Ur League Tee
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Dump Him Tee
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Tuff Buttercup Tee
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Tuff Bubbles Tee
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Tuff Blossom Tee
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Tuff Buttercup Jumper
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Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of ...

Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of it printed to order in our Sydney studio, all of it shipped from here, none of it existing until someone like you clicks buy.

Honestly, this page works best in one of two moods. The first is the treasure hunt: no plan, just scrolling until something makes you laugh out loud on public transport. We fully endorse this. The second is when you've searched for something specific and ended up here, in which case the filters down the side are your friend, or you can jump straight to a tidier starting point like our graphic tees, best sellers or funny tees.

A quick word on how we work, since this page is the whole shop: we're an independent brand, printing here since 2011. Designs come from independent artists we collaborate with (they get supported with every sale) and from our own team's questionable imaginations. Blanks are ethically sourced from suppliers like AS Colour, then everything is printed, packed and shipped from Sydney. Printing to order means no warehouse of unsold stock, which is our version of doing the right thing by the planet while still selling you a tee with a magpie on it.

Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs, our fits are gender neutral, and every product page has a fit guide and size guide that show how things sit on actual bodies. Orders usually dispatch within seven working days. Australian shipping is free over $85, and most products carry our 100-day returns policy, which takes the pressure off completely.

How many designs are there?
Thousands. Genuinely. If you make it to the bottom of this page, contact us and we'll be impressed.

Where should I actually start?
Best sellers if you want crowd wisdom, funny tees if you want a laugh, or filter by size and colour to see everything available your way.

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