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The Wheel Tarot Tee
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Death Tarot Tee
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Can't Fall Apart Tee
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Old Fitz Theatre Tee
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Small Car Privilege Tote
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Small Car Privilege Tee
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My Therapist Thinks I'm Cool Tee
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Bless You Tee
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Galaxy Cats Tee
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Choose To Be Gayer Tote
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Slay The Cuntocracy Tote
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Don't Blame Me Tote
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Don't Blame Me Hoodie
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Chicken Bin Attack Tote
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Chicken Bin Attack Hoodie
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Don't Blame Me Tee
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Over Everything Tote
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Badly Drawn Pet Hoodie
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Badly Drawn Pet Tote
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Open Your Mind & Shut Your Mouth Tee
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Over Everything Tee
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Badly Drawn Pet Tee
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Geese Tee
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F.R.I.E.S. Tee
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Thoth Tee
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My Roman Empire Tee
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My Wife Left Me, Elmo Tee
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Long Live Tee
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Long Live Hoodie
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Long Live Tote
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Wasting My Potential Tee
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Some Days Just Suck Tee
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Move, I'm Gay Tee
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The Eras Bouquet Tote
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The Eras Bouquet Hoodie
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The Eras Bouquet Tee
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Slay The Cuntocracy Tee
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I Feel Like That Meme Tee
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Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of ...

Every single thing we make, on one extremely long page. Over five thousand products: graphic tees, hoodies, jumpers, long sleeves, crops, bottoms, totes, hats, socks, stickers and the occasional thing that defies categorisation. All of it printed to order in our Sydney studio, all of it shipped from here, none of it existing until someone like you clicks buy.

Honestly, this page works best in one of two moods. The first is the treasure hunt: no plan, just scrolling until something makes you laugh out loud on public transport. We fully endorse this. The second is when you've searched for something specific and ended up here, in which case the filters down the side are your friend, or you can jump straight to a tidier starting point like our graphic tees, best sellers or funny tees.

A quick word on how we work, since this page is the whole shop: we're an independent brand, printing here since 2011. Designs come from independent artists we collaborate with (they get supported with every sale) and from our own team's questionable imaginations. Blanks are ethically sourced from suppliers like AS Colour, then everything is printed, packed and shipped from Sydney. Printing to order means no warehouse of unsold stock, which is our version of doing the right thing by the planet while still selling you a tee with a magpie on it.

Sizes run XS to 5XL on most designs, our fits are gender neutral, and every product page has a fit guide and size guide that show how things sit on actual bodies. Orders usually dispatch within seven working days. Australian shipping is free over $85, and most products carry our 100-day returns policy, which takes the pressure off completely.

How many designs are there?
Thousands. Genuinely. If you make it to the bottom of this page, contact us and we'll be impressed.

Where should I actually start?
Best sellers if you want crowd wisdom, funny tees if you want a laugh, or filter by size and colour to see everything available your way.

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