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Gastrogasm
28 May 2012 · 1 min read

Gastrogasm

  I was at a farm party the other day. It began as an amazing dinner but sort of melded into more of a shindig. As us...

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Masturbation in Morocco
14 May 2012 · 1 min read

Masturbation in Morocco

  When I was travelling in Morocco we had already been travelling for about 3 weeks and it was just three guys so mas...

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Haircut
07 May 2012 · 1 min read

Haircut

  I have not had a haircut in ages. My jewfro is becoming increasingly harder to shape into any sort of style. I look...

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Fired. Again.
30 Apr 2012 · 1 min read

Fired. Again.

  I totally haven’t written about how I got fired from a job in awhile so I figure now might be a good time. One of m...

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Pokemon
27 Dec 2011 · 1 min read

Pokemon

  I was watching pokemon again the other day and it’s a fucking weird show. Brock appears to be some sort of insidiou...

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07 Nov 2011 · 3 min read

An Interview With Girls In The Eighties

  According to my last.fm profile I’ve played through songs by Girls In The Eighties 260 times in the last 6 months. ...

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The girls at the back of my bus
10 Oct 2011 · 1 min read

The girls at the back of my bus

  For the six years I got the bus from my house to the station to get the train to school. There were three girls who...

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Camping
26 Sep 2011 · 1 min read

Camping

  I hate all camps. When I was a child my mother used to dump me in camps and day cares all the time and I never got ...

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5 Weird Habits I Have
12 Sep 2011 · 1 min read

5 Weird Habits I Have

  1. If I think someone is looking at me or staring at me I’ll create a new habit like pretending to bite my nails be...

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5 Things I Remember Reading
05 Sep 2011 · 1 min read

5 Things I Remember Reading

  1. If you’re trying to scope out if someone is interested in you or not one thing to look out for is if they initia...

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Train Typin'
22 Aug 2011 · 1 min read

Train Typin'

  I’ve decided today I’ll be one of those arrogant looking rich people who take their laptops on trains with them and...

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Monopoly In The Workplace
08 Aug 2011 · 1 min read

Monopoly In The Workplace

  I have a comical resume. It was actually my sister’s resume, and I just kept her “strong points” (which do NOT appl...

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