It’s so weird how some people don’t really laugh, but just sort of inhale loudly, like they’re struggling to breathe oxygen in or something. Because it isn’t REALLY laughing, it’s just a strange sound they’re making while apparently trying to breathe. It’s also weird how creepy anything becomes when you start licking your lips aggressively at the end of a sentence. Especially if you stare and let it linger. Definitely let it linger.
Also, if you use someone’s first name at the end of a sentence, it makes it sound really formal. So potentially, you could ask someone if they were having a nice day, use their name at the end, start licking your lips and staring, then finish it off by inhaling loudly and you could have the perfect trifecta of social awkwardness. Just so you all know.
– Lonely Kids Club
Attached drawing by Angie.