• Sustainably printed in Australia since 2011

  • Easy 100 day Returns on all orders

  • ETHICALLY PRODUCED and shipped from Sydney

articles/womans-ear-closeup.jpg
27 October 2014

Boy Problems

 

So I’m pretty good at helping people with personal issues such as break-ups and all that. I like to think I can be the friend that’s always there. Just the other day my friend Steph said she was feeling down because she messed up with a boy. I asked what happened and she said it was a case of bad timing and bad decisions. Being the super relatable friend I am I explained I went through pretty much the exact same thing a week earlier.

A bump emerged behind my ear and I thought it was a pimple so I tried squeezing it really hard but it ended up just really hurting. It wasn’t quite a pimple yet, and I shouldn’t have been trying to squeeze it so aggressively. This was the same combination of being a bad decision, and bad timing. The only real difference was that while her pain was long-term and emotional, mine was short-term and more physical. Pretty much the same thing tbh.

She said “gtg” and left the conversion, but I think what she really meant to say was “Thank you Warwick, I hope you pop your pimple and I rectify matters with my boy. But I feel so much happier now.” That’s just the sort of guy I am.

Good luck Steph – And know that my bump went away. It wasn’t even a pimple, it was just a weird little bump. But in regards to your boy problems should try move past it, because life’s little bumps always heal if you let them.

 

– Warwick

If you liked this

We think you’ll love these

Earth Day

Earth Day

13 years of Lonely Kids Club

13 years of Lonely Kids Club

Love Your Pet Day

Love Your Pet Day