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Attempted Murder T Shirt
A slightly unhinged design pulled from our LKCC community. One of those ideas that probably should not work, but does.
This dark humour t shirt leans into the kind of joke that does not need much explaining. You either get it straight away or you really do not.
Part of a limited run of dream designs created as a thank you to our LKCC family.
Thanks fam. Keep doing what you are doing.
Printed to order in Sydney on premium cotton by Lonely Kids Club.
Concept by Kristine.
Art by Claire Harrison.
Custom digital front print
Mid weight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape
Double needle hems
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
A group of crows is called a murder. This design shows just two crows, so it's an attempted murder. A bird pun doing a lot with very little.
Want the backstory to the pun? Here's why a group of crows is called a murder.
The idea came from Kristine in our LKCC community, with artwork by Claire Harrison. It was created as part of our community's dream-design project.
Printed to order in Sydney. Explore more funny t-shirts and meme tees or browse our bird designs.
Available colours and sizes depend on the cut. Compare the tee fit guide with a shirt you already like, then select the fit, colour and size on this page. The Oversized Tee is a wider, boxier cut, not the regular tee in a larger size; its measurements and fit photos are different.
The joke plays on “a murder of crows”. Read our crow collective noun and Attempted Murder guide, or browse bird designs and funny t-shirts.
Printed to order in Sydney. For a gift deadline, check production time plus delivery. Our returns policy explains the conditions for eligible unworn items.
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. You can read more about our ethical clothing approach, our slow fashion production model and how our garments are printed in Sydney.
Each garment is printed to order in Sydney using ethically sourced garments as part of our slow fashion production model rather than mass produced in large quantities. This allows us to reduce waste and maintain a more responsible production approach.
Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
You can also learn more about how our shirts are made and what it means to be an independent Australian clothing brand.
