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A collection for those times when you need some space from others but can't quite (or don't want to) use the actual words. There's a way of dropping "fuck off" into a sentence with the ...

A collection for those times when you need some space from others but can't quite (or don't want to) use the actual words. There's a way of dropping "fuck off" into a sentence with the same warmth as "oh, you" and a smile, and if you've ever done this, you understand the whole concept of this collection. Maybe it's just a polite Australian thing. Rude t-shirts, offensive tees, and various other ways of telling people to go away without actually telling them to go away. Printed in our Sydney studio since 2011.

Rude T-Shirts That Aren't Trying Too Hard

The best rude t-shirts work because the delivery is dry rather than shouty. Anyone can put the word "fuck" on a tee in 96pt Impact font. What takes more effort is a design where the rude bit sneaks up on you, or where the rudeness is the punchline rather than the whole joke. The Duck Off Tee is a good example, technically polite, functionally not. The Sirens Tee takes a different route. All of them are original designs, printed in Sydney on AS Colour blanks.

Fuck Off Shirts, Hoodies and the Rest

The direct "fuck off" designs are here too, for when subtlety isn't the point. The classic Fuck Off Tee does exactly what you'd expect. The Shits Fucked Tee expands the sentiment to current affairs. Available across tees, hoodies, long sleeves and oversized fits, which means you can wear the same sentiment to the pub or to bed. Fit in or fuck off variants, polite fuck off variants, and the occasional tee where "fuck off" is somehow the warmest thing in the design.

Offensive T-Shirts Without Being Actually Offensive

There's a line between rude and cruel and we try to stay on the right side of it. An offensive t-shirt should offend the right people (prudes, pearl-clutchers, the particular uncle at Christmas lunch) rather than the wrong ones. The designs in this collection are rude in the way that Australians are rude, which is to say mostly affectionate, with a few exceptions.

Ethical Production for Unethical Sentiment

Every tee in this collection is printed to order in our Sydney studio on AS Colour blanks that are Amfori BSCI audited, Better Cotton Initiative certified, and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified. Made to order means no deadstock. A rude t-shirt can still be a well-made t-shirt on an ethical supply chain. Sustainable Jungle named us as one of Australia's sustainable graphic tee brands. The clothes can say fuck off, we don't have to.

Sizing, Fits and Shipping

XS through 5XL across regular, oversized, long sleeve and crop fits. All unisex. All AS Colour blanks. Free Australian shipping on orders over $85, international via DHL. Production takes 2 to 4 business days in Sydney before orders ship.

Can I give a rude t-shirt as a gift?

Yes, and they land really well as gifts for the right people. The usual rule applies: a rude tee for someone who swears is great, a rude tee for your grandmother is a conversation. Our memes collection is a useful next stop if you're shopping for someone whose humour is rude-adjacent rather than directly rude.

Do you sell rude clothing other than t-shirts?

Yes. The collection includes hoodies, long sleeve tees, crops, and jumpers in the same irreverent spirit. We know different people like different fits so we try keep it accessable. Everything is printed in the same Sydney studio on the same ethical supply chain. The message is consistent across formats, even if the volume level varies.