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Fuck No Tee

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Regular Tee

Our regular tee is a traditionally “masculine” fit to accomodate broad shoulders and narrower hips. It is a little longer in length and is available in sizes XS - 5XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

Maple Tee

Our maple tees are a traditionally "feminine" fit to accomodate narrower showers and wider busts and hips. It has shorter sleeves, is shorter in length overall, and is available in sizes XS - 3XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

Crop Top

Our crop tops are boxy in fit and a very short length, about mid-waist/bellybutton length for an average height. It is available in sizes XS - 2XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

Long Sleeve Tee

Our long sleeve tees have a slim fit and long sleeves with a cuffed wrist. It has a longer length and a slightly dropped hem at the back. It is available in sizes XS - 3XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

Regular Maple Crop Top Long Sleeve

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Size Guide

Regular Tee Size Chart

Find a tee that you already own and fits you well. Lay the garment on a flat surface. Measure the width across the body and the length of the garment from shoulder to bottom hem. Compare to our charts below for a perfect fit!

All measurements are in cm. Please note that there can be variations up to 2.5cm from the measurements listed.

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	43	68
S	47	71
M	52	75
L	56.5	78.5
XL	61	82
2XL	64	83.5
3XL	68	85
4XL	75	87
5XL	80	89

For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Maple Tee Size Chart

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	45.5	63.5
S	48	64.5
M	50.5	65.5
L	53	66.5
XL	55.5	67.5
2XL	58	68.5
3XL	60.5	69.5

For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Crop Top Size Chart

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	47.5	44
S	50	45
M	52.5	46.5
L	55	47.5
XL	57.5	48.5
2XL	60	49.5

For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Long Sleeve Tee Size Chart

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	43	68
S	49	73
M	53	75.5
L	57	78
XL	61	80.5
2XL	65	83
3XL	69	85.5

For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

A tee for when you want to tell people to get fucked but in a subtle way.

Art by Claire Harrison.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Featuring a custom digital front print

Mid weight, 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton

Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

Shipping & Returns

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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Size & Fit Info

We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Ethics & Environmental Impact

Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.

- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.

- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.

All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

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Amazing quality and feel.
Love buying shirts from here and I'm obsessed with the print

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Perfect for bird nerds

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brilliant

i attached an honestly fairly shocking/difficult image of my cousins cat to be poorly drawn and the shirt turned out fucking hilarious. love these guys, incredible work 🤘🫶