You found it! We make Christmas t shirts, hoodies, jumpers and totes for adults who enjoy the season on their own terms. Original festive designs drawn in house, ranging from genuinely sweet to extremely not, ...
You found it! We make Christmas t shirts, hoodies, jumpers and totes for adults who enjoy the season on their own terms. Original festive designs drawn in house, ranging from genuinely sweet to extremely not, for the people who would rather wear a good joke than a snowflake cardigan. If you have been after a Christmas tee with a bit of personality, this is the collection for you.
Everything here is designed by our team rather than pulled from a stock library, so your festive shirt is one you will not see on everyone else at the work party. Looking for kids festive designs instead? They have their own home in our kids Christmas shirts collection.
This is where the collection earns its reputation. For the people whose festive spirit is mostly sarcasm, there is Festive As Fuck, Working Hard For My Ho's, I Put Out For Satan, Drunk Xmas, Let's Get Baked and God Has Abandoned Us. These are the Christmas shirts for the family member who livens up lunch, and they sit close in tone to our wider rude range. A rude Christmas t shirt is a public service, really.
If you like your Christmas humour a touch gentler, the puns are strong here. Fleece Navidad, Cheeses Is The Reason, Baby Cheesus, Sleigh My Name, Happy Chrismukkah, Murr Crimus. Daft in the best way, and safe to wear in front of most relatives. These are the designs that get a groan and a grin in equal measure.
Beyond tees, the collection runs to hoodies and jumpers for an Australian Christmas that is somehow both freezing and boiling, plus totes for hauling presents and ham. A festive tee or a daft Christmas jumper makes an easy gift for the person who has everything except a sense of occasion, and a gift card covers you when you are not sure of their size or their tolerance.
Lonely Kids Club has been designing and printing graphic clothing in Sydney since 2011. Every Christmas piece is printed to order in our studio on AS Colour blanks using OEKO-TEX certified inks. Printing to order means nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be dumped in January. We make it when you order it, which keeps waste down and means the shirt you receive was printed specifically for you. Our printing has been carbon neutral since 2021 and we are rated Good by Good On You.
Plenty. A good part of the adult range leans rude or sarcastic, for the people who treat the festive season as an opportunity for comedy. There are gentler puns too if you need to stay on the nice list.
Yes, but they live in their own kids Christmas shirts collection so you do not have to scroll past the rude ones to find them. Many designs come in both adult and kids sizes for matching family sets.
It is one of the easier gifts going, especially for the person who is impossible to buy for. A festive design with a joke they will actually find funny beats generic every time. If you are unsure, a gift card lets them choose.
Because everything is printed to order, order with a little room to spare in December. Current production and shipping times, including Christmas cut off dates, are on our shipping page, and Australian shipping is free over the threshold listed there.
