Fuck Off Shorts
Fuck Off Shorts
Fuck Off Shorts
Fuck Off Shorts
Lonely Kids Club

Fuck Off Shorts

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Regular Heavy Shorts

Our regular heavy weight shorts have a traditionally “masculine” fit with legs reaching just above the knees. They include 2 side pockets and 1 back pocket. They are available in sizes S-3XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here.

Maple Heavy Shorts

Our maple heavy shorts have a traditionally “feminine” fit and the legs are shorter in length, stopping mid-thigh. They include 2 side pockets. They are available in sizes XS-XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

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Regular Heavy Shorts Size Chart

Find a pair of shorts that you already own and fits you well. Lay the garment on a flat surface. Measure the width across the waistband and the length of the garment from waistband to bottom hem. Compare to our charts below for a perfect fit!

All measurements are in cm. Please note that there can be variations up to 2.5cm from the measurements listed.

Size Half-Waist Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 36.5 48
M 39 49
L 41.5 50
XL 44 51
2XL 46.5 52
3XL 49 53
For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Maple Heavy Shorts Size Chart

Find a pair of shorts that you already own and fit you well. Lay the garment on a flat surface. Measure the width across the waistband and the length of the garment from waistband to bottom hem. Compare to our charts below for a perfect fit!

All measurements are in cm. Please note that there can be variations up to 2.5cm from the measurements listed.

Size Half-Waist Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 32.5 38.5
S 35 39.5
M 37.5 40.5
L 40 41.5
XL 42.5 42.5
For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

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A design I made dedicated to my partner, who taught me the importance of both needing space, and understanding how to respect the space of others. It’s A-OK to need your own space sometimes. This product will help others understand when you need space and they need to fuck off.

Art by Warwick.

Featuring a custom digital print on the left leg

Sweat shorts, 2 side and 1 back pocket

Mid weight, 320 GSM, 100% cotton

2X2 ribbed waistband, tonal external drawcord, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.

- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.

- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.

All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

Customer Reviews

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Teghan

Love em

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Remi

Perfect fit (usually wear medium size waist, or 32 for jeans, I went w/ Large size, I am 6'1" 180 pounds, AMAB), not really tight but not loose either, I can also roll up the stretcher to make it higher/closer to my butt, it's perfect, nice quality print too

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Shayla A.
Nice

Decent shorts, longer than expected and definetly size down. Got my usual size and much too big

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Kate C.
Travis shorts

I got these for my daughter and she loves them! Nice cotton material with a great fit and shape, too.

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Tyler S.
Mushroom mushroom!

I got them as a gift and she loved them! no complaints, happy that the clips are metal on the rope, the dancing shrooms are very witchy!~ Awesome shorts! :D

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