The Five Food Groups, According to a T-Shirt Brand
Nutritionists have their version of the food pyramid. We have ours. After fifteen years of designing tees in our Sydney studio, we have quietly assembled a wardrobe that covers every essential group: chips, pizza, noodles, shredded cheese eaten directly from the bag, and coffee. Below is the complete dietary guide, rendered entirely in food t-shirts. How many of these do you eat?
Chips
The foundation of the pyramid. Hot, salty, ideally eaten in a car. These three cover the full chip experience, from the humble potato to the seagull who would very much like some of yours.
Pizza
A complete meal in a triangle. Whether you are a friendly ghost, putting out for Satan, or simply loyal to Tony, the pizza group is non-negotiable.
Noodles
Carbohydrates in their most comforting form. From a brachiosaurus in a bowl of ramen to a starry night reimagined in broth, the noodle group runs deep.
Shredded cheese (from the bag)
A controversial entry, but an honest one. Sometimes the cheese does not make it onto anything. Sometimes it is 3am. We do not judge, we make tees about it.
Coffee
Technically a beverage, spiritually a food group. The fuel that makes the other four groups possible.
Bean Juices For Silly Gooses Tee
And, fine, the vegetables
Just kidding. We also make sure to eat our fruits and veggies. There is a tee for that too.
Every tee here is designed in house and printed to order in our Sydney studio on premium cotton, so you are giving something made properly rather than mass produced. If a food obsessed friend comes to mind, this is also a fairly reliable gift category. Browse the full range of food t-shirts to find their group.
