Ah man this one time while I was in the construction course we got handed our major assignment paper briefs and it was one of those subjects where one assignment makes up about 80% of the total mark and I was thinking well this is fucked. I had about as much idea about construction as I do now and even worse you needed to partner up with someone and my sole friend in the course wasn’t doing the subject. And then the most ridiculous thing happens, and I shit you not that it happened just like this. I was sitting in the aisle seat near the back because I was always late / leaving early and this hectic dude who looks about 10 years older than everyone else walks in through the door even though the lecture was about to end with a durry in his ear wearing trackies and a NIKE hoodie before it was any sort of fashion statement.
He walks right up to me and says “Oi you want an easy mark?” I didn’t really know what that meant, but I got up and followed him out of the class because it seemed like a good excuse to leave. Haha solid logic. Anyway it probably should have been sketchy as fuck that this dude has not been a single class that semester, but because I skipped so many I didn’t even realise (I found out later from someone).
Anyway once outside he lit up he gave me a USB and said the finished assignment from last year was on there, and that the question was probs just about the same for this year. So he instructed me to just change it up and re-submit it and forge his signature etc. I was like one year out of school and already down to hustle so I said fuck yeah and I did. We legit both got credits. Haha fuck I never even saw the dude again he was like a durry angel but instead of flying down from the stars he was coughing up a lung down the stairs of our lecture hall and probs blazed. I wouldn’t have known either way. I hadn’t done an arts subject yet.
– Lonely Kids Club