I’ve decided today I’ll be one of those arrogant looking rich people who take their laptops on trains with them and sit there typing really fast looking all business-like. This is going well for me. I wonder if everyone around me thinks I’m some amazing entrepreneur. You know how much I like looking smart around people. This is even better then taking out smart looking books on public transport. Alright. Except now it’s awkward because someone just sat down next to me. Oh shit they’re totally reading me narrating. I wish he’d stop. Yes weird guy sitting next to me. I mean you.
– Lonely Kids Club
