Our 2025 Moodboard is here and we have a lot of stuff we want to manifest. Let's jump in, shall we?
We want more people who wear our T-shirts to get told by other people (Or animals) that it's a nice shirt. We use state of the art tracking technology by which I mean we read the tea leaves left in mugs by people at cafes until the police are called.
2025 should be the year that greyhound racing ends. The whole idea of forcing animals to battle it out for money with lower performers or those too injured being culled. Can't stand it. Mind you my dog will race down from our room to the kitchen so fast if he hears me open up some cheese. I'd let people bet on that MAYBE.
May this be the year that we all rise out of bed every day and accept ourselves for who we are. Yes, even you.
I think everyone reaches a point in their lives where they realise what they're about, what's actually important and what they need to focus on to ascend to a higher level. Yes' I'm talking about the two most critical life functions: Yapping, and napping. If not 2025, then when?
May all my fellow neurodivergent people out there feel extra good this year, and conquer whatever hurdles you may be facing, as is the thing with life. Especially for those who do hurdling.
Manifest mental health! 2025 can be the year. If you stopped seeing your therapist a few years ago, maybe this can be the time to jump back in and talk a bit about how you're feeling. I for one, think it all begins with my mother. Hold on, let me lay down on a couch for a bit. Do you mind grabbing a pen and paper to write this down?
2025 trend prediction - Pingu but cowboy aesthetic. It will be all anyone wears, and penguins will use this opportunity to seize control of parliament and actually stabilise the economy and end most wars due to enforcing one new religion. Noot noot.
If we could use our powers to manifest anything to finish off it would be that you all have a wonderful day full of jolly nonsense. Hooray!
