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27 December 2011



I was watching pokemon again the other day and it’s a fucking weird show. Brock appears to be some sort of insidious pedophile that hits on anything that moves. The show skirts round the issue that they eat meat but there are only pokemon in their world, and worst of all Ash’s mother is some emotionally stunted plank that lets her delusional 10 year old son leave home to run around in search of encapsulating small animals into balls with a couple bucks and a change of underwear. Also what is that Misty girl’s problem? I’d spend less time whinging about my bike and more time wearing some real clothes. I have no idea how she wasn’t ever raped by Brock. Maybe he couldn’t get his Metapod to harden, if you know what I mean.


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