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I got ho's in different area codes, but all of them are just the postcode I'm in. I'm the ho. Uh, I mean merry christmas.
Art by The Shit Files.
Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment
Heavy weight, 320 GSM 100% cotton canvas
One size 46cm x 37cm
Gusset width: 12.5cm
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
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MARY N. So happy with my purchase. Great quality every time. Thanks guys an girls.😂👍❤️
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Felicia M. Submitted a picture of my Saffron and Dexter (separately) and they came back with the best/hilarious totes, which my family now use all the time. They've become our beach bags, so even though our cats are inside-only, we can still have them with us at the beach. ♥️
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Amie H. This has the perfect blend of nostalgia and sneaky lefty politics for my government job. Perfect ensemble with my Marx wearing disco sunnies mug.
Thanks!!
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Cassandra R. Cute and thick fabric, good quality
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Renee c. I bought this for a friend who loves pelicans before she headed off for an extended hospital stay. She said it “literally saved her life”. I’m not sure if it’s enchanted or something, but thank you for literally saving my friend's life, pelican tote!
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