Shit's Fucked Jumper
Shit's Fucked Jumper
Shit's Fucked Jumper
Lonely Kids Club

Shit's Fucked Jumper

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Regular Jumper

Our regular jumper has a relaxed traditionally “masculine” fit and is midweight. It is a little longer in length and is available in sizes XS-5XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here.

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

Oversized Jumper

Our oversized jumper has a boxy, relaxed oversized fit. The shoulders are dropped for a modern look. It’s heavier than our regular jumper, and a little shorter in length. It’s available in sizes XS-5XL.

For more details, including photos of this fit on different body types and detailed size guides, you can click here

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Regular Jumper Size Chart

Find a jumper that you already own and fits you well. Lay the garment on a flat surface. Measure the width across the body and the length of the garment from shoulder to bottom hem. Compare to our charts below for a perfect fit!

All measurements are in cm. Please note that there can be variations up to 2.5cm from the measurements listed.

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 49 69.5
S 52 72
M 55 74.5
L 58 77
XL 61 79.5
2XL 64 82
3XL 67 84.5
4XL 70.5 89
5XL 73.5 91
For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

Oversized Jumper Size Chart

Find a jumper that you already own and fits you well. Lay the garment on a flat surface. Measure the width across the body and the length of the garment from shoulder to bottom hem. Compare to our charts below for a perfect fit!

All measurements are in cm. Please note that there can be variations up to 2.5cm from the measurements listed.

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 54 67.5
S 57 70
M 60 72.53
L 63 75
XL 66 77.5
2XL 69 80
3XL 72 82.5
4XL 75 84
5XL 78 85.5
For more details including images of different body types wearing this style, click here.

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Ethics & Environmental Impact

We are still going through a global pandemic, our planet is dying, and I can’t sleep well at night (all equally big problems) none the less, it’s a nice jumper. :)

Art by Warwick.

Mid weight, 290 GSM 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece

Ribbing on collar and sleeves, soft cosy inside

Featuring a custom digital front print

All items printed and shipped from Sydney.

Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping

NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping

Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping

Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.

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Click for more information about returns.

We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).

Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.

You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information

Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)

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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:

- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.

- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.

- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.

All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.

Customer Reviews

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Joe P.
Good article / prompt delivery

HAPPY customer.

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Michael c.
On point!

Great design, quality and fit. The wee customer of this design loves it. Already a favourite!

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John R.
Legitimately my favourite jumper i own

Normally I dont do reviews but i really do like this jumper, its warm, appropriately sized, comfortable and soft, everyone ive worn it around has complimented it, its not going to change your life but it will be your favourite jumper. Plus i really like the pink

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Lisa D.
Awesome jumper!

Love the jumper! The print is amazing and the jumper is high quality.

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John M.
Great clothes, but why all the wastful crap along with it?

Love the jumper, but was frustrated by the inclusion in the package of cards, pins and stickers that went straight in the bin. Part of the reason I purchase from Lonely Kids Club in ethical and part is environmental, and including what becomes garbage with the clothing goes against that. Perhaps when I chose NOT to include a "free sloth pin" when offered, it should identify me as a minimalist consumer who does not want ancilary stuff in my delivery. Thanks!

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