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Presenting the Fuck Off Cap! A rude dad hat I made dedicated to my partner, who taught me the importance of both needing space, and understanding how to respect the space of others. It’s A-OK to need your own space sometimes.
That's when you put on the Fuck Off Hat. This product will help others understand when you need space and they need to fuck off. The caps are 100% cotton, and feature a white front embroidered hand drawn "fuck off I'm in a mood" text.
The hat itself is akin to a classic dad hat style baseball cap. So if you're looking for a rude of offensive hat to send a message, our embroidered Fuck off Cap delivers. It is also the perfect funny gift for introverts who want something that says "please leave me alone", so they don't have to.
Each Fuck Off Hat is embroidered in Sydney, Australia. We also pack and ship each one from Sydney. Lonely Kids Club has been ethically producing apparel and accessories since 2011, and always been based in Australia.
Art by Warwick.
Embroidered “Fuck off, I’m in a mood” text in white
Original drawing by Warwick (Man wearing the hat)
100% cotton twill; breathable and durable material
One size fits most, adjustable strap back for a comfortable fit
Available in 3 colors: Black, Bottle Green, and Red
Ethically produced & embroidered in Sydney, Australia
All items printed and shipped from Sydney.
Aussie Shipping: $8.50 or free with $85+ orders for tracked Auspost Shipping
NZ Shipping: $15 or free with $200+ orders for tracked International Shipping
Everywhere else: $25 or free with $250 orders for tracked International Shipping
Most products can be returned up to 100 days after purchase (excluded products are noted in the product description). Simply send the product back to us in the condition it was received for a new size, store credit, or a full refund.
We want to accommodate as many body shapes & sizes as possible, so we offer a variety of fits & sizing from babies all the way up to 5XL (which is very generous and equivalent to a 10XL from many other retailers).
Click on the FIT GUIDE button above the fit options to see more information about each kind of fit offered for this product. Click on the SIZE GUIDE button above the size options to see the measurements for each size & how to know what the best size to choose is.
You can see more detailed information about every size & fit we offer (including example images of how each fit looks on bodies of different sizes & shapes) here: Detailed Size & Fit Information
Is your preferred size/fit/colour not available on this product? Contact us and we'll print a custom product just for you :)
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Most of our products are sourced through AS Colour and other ethical suppliers who we chose specifically because of their high quality products and transparent ethical processes. Some of the social responsibility measures we take include:
- Transparency around production and promotion of fair, healthy, and safe practices.
- Partnership with The Better Cotton Initiative.
- Responsibly sourcing materials and ensuring ethical practices are maintained all through our supply chain.
All by-products of the printing process are either reused or recycled. We have removed nearly all plastic from our supply chain. Our ink cartridges are reused. All of our cardboard is recycled and we work with a supplier in Western Sydney who breaks down the components of our leftover ink into environmentally friendly nutrients to enrich soil.
Fast Aussie Shipping
When you’re on the hunt for a potentially offensive slogan cap in Australia, the last thing you want to deal with is slow delivery. You want that new cap fast! That’s why we pack and ship your snazzy new Fuck Off Cap on order right here in Sydney with on hand stock. We have our own warehouse / studio where we pack and ship from, with Australia Post pick-ups most weekdays. So you don't need to worry about waiting for a mate (some slow boat from overseas). We even throw in free shipping Australia-wide if your cart hits $85. If you want extra speedy Australian shipping, we do recommend selecting Express Shipping at checkout. As well as a faster mailing service, it also expedites your order to the front of the queue.
Comfy Classic Unisex Fit
Are you not 100% sure it'll fit? No worries, we got you! We designed this product to be a unisex cap from the ground up, built for all humans, and possibly some animals (We have not tested). You can see in the product photos how it fits on Warwick's big head. It’s a classic dad-hat style (Warwick is also authentically a dad) with an adjustable retro Velcro back strap, meaning one size fits most adults comfortably. No more hats that pinch or push your ears forward like some cheap caps do (one of our 5 Star reviews actually noted that problem is gone here!) We use a soft breathable 100% cotton twill for comfort over extended periods of time. Sure, it’s a comical, maybe even funny hat with a pretty bold slogan, but we take the quality of it seriously.
Ethically run Brand & Easy Returns
Never come across Lonely Kids Club before? That's fair enough, we're a small self funded and completely independent brand, so we do not spend a lot on marketing. Instead we focus on good quality service and products. This has allowed us to run as a business since 2011. For over fourteen years, we've been ethically producing gender-neutral gear with no sweatshop involvement, and fair working conditions. We design, print, pack and dispatch everything in-house from our studio in Sydney. This means your cap isn’t some crummy knock-off from somewhere we couldn't find on a map. But if you do have a change of mind, that's no biggie either. We’ve got you covered with our easy 100-day returns for a full refund or exchange. Just send them back to us with a note and we'll do the rest. So what do you have to lose? Give us a crack! over 4000 five star reviews can't be too far off the mark...
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