N-Gage

 

So the N-Gage was a gaming mobile phone Nokia released back in the day that was massive flop. I used to get so much shit about having one as a teenager but can I just say the N-Gage had so many cool concepts. They had this one game where you customised your own unique fighter and it was a siq fighting game like Tekken. But if you walked anywhere near someone else who had the game both your phones would go off and you’d take them out and then go into a heated battle. How cray is that. They also had this one called Pocket Kingdoms or something where you built empires and battled each other. 10 years later and half my friends (In nerdier circles – soz guys) sit there doing that exact same shit with iPhone apps. The difference is really just that people identified you as being a l0ser if you had an N-gage, but if you have an iPhone the image you give is “$$ yeeee bruh I’m a successful and educ8ed $$” that’s why they expanded it to Apple Watches so you don’t even have to go to a fancy café and slam your phone on the table (They can’t wait to do it if you go anywhere with them you’ll notice it now) to alert people to this. I’m not even joking.

 

– Lonely Kids Club