My Opinion On What’s Going On In The World Right Now

 

LOL JKS. I don’t give a shit. But today I learned that a lot of animals are prostitutes. According to Wikipedia, penguins need pebbles to build their nests. The female penguins (specifically Adélie Penguins), even when in a committed relationship, will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. Also chimpanzees trade food for sex (Much like poor people.). I’m not even joking. Google that shit. In other news my last status update got 82 likes. I know they say the more friends you have on the internet the less you have in real life but that’s bullshit. I had no internet friends growing up and I had just as few friends in real life. True story. 

 

The status update (embarrassingly proud of this): 

 

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