My First School Dance


Fucking everything went wrong at my first school dance. My dad bought me an incredibly ill-fitted suit from Lowes that I was far too scrawny to really wear, my date ended up being a lesbian that spent the night hitting on one of the girls at my table (to her date’s dismay), and worst of all I wasn’t even invited to the after party. I still remember finally getting the nerve to ask my date to dance only for her to respond saying “No thanks” completely effortlessly. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse she explained she was a fundamental catholic. Gross. As we were leaving I noticed the photographer left out all the photos he took from the night across a large white table by the front door. There were no pictures of her and I together, but 3 different photos of her with the other girl from my table.


– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label


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