Kinder Surprises

 

Man all the kinder surprise toys I’ve gotten recently have been shit. The last one I got was a car that was pre-made. How disappointing is that. Some starved child in a third world country has taken all the fun out of it for me. I feel gipped. Sometimes I just have it so tough. Like just the other day I was walking with a friend and I nearly stumbled over on the pavement and my friend was like “be careful!” Great post-incident prep talk. I don’t remember seeing police standing outside a building where someone’s thinking about jumping and waiting until they’re dead on the ground before going “Don’t jump”. I’m sure they’d proceed to say in a conference later “look I don’t know what to say m8 we did what we can.” Sorry. That escalated quickly. I’m just pent up over this whole Kinder Surprise situation. I kind of want to start making my own more boutique Kinder Surprise’s. They can be all snazzy with organic chocolate and the inside toy can be something cool like little trinkets. Thomas Dux and exxy prices here I come.

 

– Lonely Kids Club