Interviews


My boss made the tragic decision to put me in charge of hiring and organising all interns. So I’ve done about 20 interviews for my next batch and I can’t help but base my choices of interns on assets such as how attractive they are or if their music taste is good. One girl I interviewed said she liked My Chemical Romance. I was already working out how I’ll phrase the “you were unsuccessful” email in my mind. Another applicant wouldn’t close her mouth. It was so strange. It was legit permanently open. When she’s disagreeing with someone she must look like one of those moving clown heads from that carnival game with the open mouth you drop the ball down (kinky). The ball then rolls down a little obstacle course and lands on a random number down the bottom. Does that make any sense? I swear it was a real thing. Yeah. Definitely a real thing.


– Lonely Kids Club | Boutique T-shirt Label


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