Hitting On Girls At Bars


Just had an epic conversation on Facebook chat with the girl I lost my virginity to. It’s weird that out of all the girls I’ve been involved with she’s the only one I still talk to / am on good terms with. We had a fascinating conversation about how she is in a long term relationship and feels somewhat trapped and like she can’t have fun. By comparison I feel like I just hang with couples or get close to friends until they go into relationships and drift off. Oh and don’t get me started on hitting on girls at bars. I’m so awkward with these things. The last time I hit on a girl she took out her phone and started texting. So I took out my phone and pretended to be texting and reading the text out loud going “Dude, total HFFA situation – hot from far AWAY!” then walked off. But really I was just playing Snake. Holy shit, I still played snake. That is how long it has been since I made a move at a bar. I got no game. Except with Monopoly. I’m Jewish, it’s sort of our thang.


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