Dad Jokes

 

I went to dinner with my dad Cecil the other night and was busting out so many dad jokes like a champ. He always wears a Lonely Kids Club jumper without anything printed on it by his request. So Talia commented that his jumper was different to the other jumpers I make and I said it was a special edition because his one has the Cecil on the inside instead of the outside. Aw yeah. He’ll always be the king though. His best ever moment was at Shabbat dinner one time, which is like a dinner we do every Friday night. So we’re all standing there and my step mum is about to light the candles and he slyly looks up and says “Didn’t we do this last week?” and everyone just looks away awkwardly while trying to avoid eye contact. It was like the perfect dad joke. I hear dads go their whole lives trying to reach that level. It was a rare sight indeed. One day I’ll get there. One day.

 

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