Business Risks

 

Man the other day my dad said to me I don’t take risks in business and that’s just bullshit. We only have one male bathroom at the place I work and there are four other males who work there and I’ll go to the bathroom even though its next to the meeting room. Every time I go I face the very real risk of someone using the bathroom and me standing there awkwardly when there might potentially be a meeting going on. It’s a risk I do because I’m a businessman and that’s what we do. Take risks. Also we use elevators that only go up. One destination: Synergy (New band name for a over 50s rock band). I spend nearly every meeting sitting there drawing cats with hats on skateboards anyway. But actually. I had a notepad with like 30 of them. I was showing my friend Fergal the other day. He liked them. It’s that sort of approval that keeps things moving. On that note hey thanks so much for all the support on the new where’s wally parkas. It means so much that everyone will get behind them and be so encouraging about my spontaneous ideas. I’ll put a photo up when I have one. Oh man I’m so excited.

 

– Lonely Kids Club