Sports

 

I hate sports. Anything that forces me to use any sort of coordination or athleticism brings back terrifying memories. I couldn’t even summersault when I was in primary school. To avoid having to, I told everyone the gym teacher made us do it because he was some sort of pedophile. Unfortunately, this strategy couldn’t work on my dad, who forced me to start playing soccer when I was five. For eight years. Urgh. My highlight was when it was raining and I heard those magic words “Looks like you won’t be playing today” and I could go back to playing video games and ignoring other children. In the eight years I had to play soccer, I never got past my fear of the ball when it was moving. Thing was like the size of my head. So for eight years I ran up and down the field like a puppy chasing people but never actually doing anything. Other parents must have been so confused. Anyway the point is sport sucks. One of the highlights of growing up is there’s less potential for balls to come flying at your face. I guess that really depends on the person though.

 

– Warwick

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chill spooky vibes

wear this shirt all the time like im a mf cartoon character love it. breathable yet thick and soft.

Seinfeld Thrasher Black Tee

Very happy

Good quality, no shrinkage in a hot wash, love it

Steezy yet pleazy

I feel like a boss when I wear my lonely kids club Seinfeld hoodie. Obviously the quality is fab, But also it’s unique and makes me stand out and look great.
Love your stuff- keep up the good work and looking forward to my next purchase!

FuBin Good Quality

The shirt is made with a nice light fabric and the acid wash adds a nice effect to the tone of shirt. The print is high quality. The size (M) was a good fit for myself (5'9 and medium build). Warwick is also a lad and goes above and beyond for his customers.