I used to be really, really into gaming at internet cafes. It was much more fun than studying or playing sports. Anyway one time this super dodgy guy came in and asked me what colour my phone was. I think he just came in and targeted the scrawniest looking dude who could find. That […]
Ever since I purchased this T shirt members of the opposite sex have found me to be irresistible!
Climate cards are more than a pun, but present their buyers with a true, deep and bepuzzling Kafkaesque question. What to do with them? They'd be useless as playing cards. They're too distracting and the relentless reviewing of one's hand during rummy, euchre, poker, or cribbage would become like watching Fox, or reading The Australian, and therefore damn unenjoyable.
Targets for darts perhaps? Graffiti art on the toilet wall? Lord knows SCOMO and his pet rock bring on an urge to SHIT.
